Parker Posey’s Preposturous Pick
Okay, I … look. I am kind of broken right now. I … I like Parker Posey, all right? She is – well, she’s kind of heinous looking most of the time and she has a mouth made to wear braces ala Best in Show. However, she’s one heck of an actress and extremely funny. Her performances in Christopher Guest’s movies (Best in Show, A Mighty Wind, For Your Consideration – among some of my favorite movies) are pure genius. She is quirky. It is awesome.
This outfit is quirky too. But it is not awesome. It is not even a fashion disaster. It is a fashion debacle. I mean … is she wearing cat whiskers? What is that? And what is that bag? And what is the matter with that ribbon? Is it caught in A Mighty Wind? Or is it supposed to be stiff like that? Maybe she uses it to stab people when they tell her that her top is too loose, her skirt is too tight, her straps are falling down, and it looks like she’s wearing cat whiskers and carrying a fluffy animal.
