Kirsten Dunst Fails at Life
I … hate Kirsten Dunst. Have I told you guys that? I hope so, but even if I haven’t, it bears repeating, because I really hate her. I don’t like her voice, I don’t like her acting, and oh my god but do I ever despise her weird little snarky kitten face.
However, all of this makes me a little more sympathetic to her notoriously horrible fashion sense. See, if you had a face like that, would you really bother to dress it up with anything? Honestly. She could wear the latest designs — I mean, the latest decent looking designs — and she’d still have a face like a trainwreck. This current disaster, though, she’s outdone herself. You fail at life, Kirsten. Instead of diverting attention from your abnormal face with that big, Victorian, ruffled bib, you’re just making sure that people keep staring at you to see why exactly your features are so oddly asymmetrical.
