Kim Stewart’s Classy Disaster
Guys? I have to be honest with you, I hate Kim Stewart. It makes me sad because I love her dad. I love her dad even more than my parents do, and they were actually alive and cognizant when Rod Stewart was popular. But man, I hate his daughter. Part of it is because she spends her time playing the retarded underdog to the hot mess that is Paris Hilton (riding off on a runaway cycle and flashing her stuff to a watching nation, anyone?). Part of it is just her face – she looks just like her dad, man, and that’s bad.
Part of it is the fact that she does crap like this. I mean hello? It looks, to me, like she’s trying to look like Sam Ronson – you know, Lilo’s adorable, androgynous little paramour. Plus, I’m sorry, but when your dress is so short it looks like a long shirt, it’s just a bit trashy to wear a coat that falls to the same length. She looks like she’s going for classy but fell off the wagon somewhere. Also, she gets major points off for allowing herself to get photographed in the same frame as someone wearing something so floral it makes my eyes bleed.
