Celebrity Fashion Disasters: Lindsay Lohan — that is all.
I have no idea, whatsoever, what is worse about this picture of Lindsay Lohan. Actually, I have this feeling that I don’t really need to say or point out anything. A picture is worth a thousand snarks, after all.
But … what’s the fun of staying quiet? Poor Lindsay, she is just a trainwreck all the way around, and you’d think she’d realize a few things by now. Such as:
1. She is a magnet for the paparazzi.
2. She should never, ever, ever go out of the house looking like this.
3. Since her mom has a frigging TV show now, she’s getting more attention than ever.
4. People are not kind to you if your name is Lindsay Lohan and you routinely flash your girl bits, hurt yourself in stupefying ways, enter and exit (and enter and exit, and enter and exit; lather, rinse, repeat) rehab, look like a homeless lady, and do various other odd things that always get written up in newspapers and on blogs.
Not only is this disastrous fashion debacle shapeless, unflattering, and just hideous all the way around, but who let her go out in public with that hat like she thinks she’s anywhere near as hot as Eminem, and hey, what’s up with the face? Not the expression, her skin; honey, get some Bare Minerals or something.
