9021-Oh No, She Didn’t
What’s wrong with this picture — besides Shannen Doherty’s face, I mean? She has got to be embarrassed here: to be standing beside a glamorous, airbrushed picture that makes her look far more attractive than she actually is, wearing something so unflattering that she should have added a brown paper bag to wear over her head to complete the ensemble.
Let’s take this piece by piece, shall we? First of all, nice … cape, or whatever, Shannen. Glad to see you’re ready for Halloween — or else still reliving your Charmed days, in which case, I think you forgot your broom, witchy poo.
Secondly, nice shirt. What is that? Polyester? Spandex? I don’t know, but it sure makes her boobs look shiny.
Point the third: uhm … is she wearing leggings? Because it really looks like she’s wearing leggings. And she really shouldn’t.
And finally, what the heck is up with those fugly, knock-off Uggs? Seriously, I have Shannen’s Barbie doll from way back in the day, and I dressed her better than this. All in all, I love the irony of her posing like a bitchy frump next to a frigging glamour shot. Way to come up in the world, Brenda!
