Someone Cast an Ugly Spell, Harry!

celebdisasters | Celebrity Fashion Disasters | Monday, 15 December 2008

Emma Watson is all grown up!  Or so she would like us to believe, apparently, because it looks like she’s trying to channel Lindsay Lohan here … and she needs to stop it, right now.

I have to be honest — I’m not the biggest Harry Potter fan.  I haven’t really read the books, I pay minimal attention to the movies, and it kind of irks me that I still know Emma Watson play Hermione (however, I cannot pronounce it intelligibly; I usually end up calling her Herm-i-own and I do not care).  I am constantly accosted with all the character’s; I have literally seen Harry Potter’s magic wand.  I’m guessing that since Emma presumably does not have a wand to brandish in a series of pictures, she chooses instead to emulate a former teen star trainwreck, in order to convince everyone that she will not be pigeonholed as a precious, pint sized little witched destined to marry some ugly red headed kid.

I actually wouldn’t mind this outfit so much … if it did not make her chest and shoulder area look so inordinately large that I keep staring at this picture and expecting a little gratuitous nip slip.  She needs to go get back into her Hogwarts outfit or whatever it is, and quit pretending she can sit at the big kid table.


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