Celebrity Fashion Disasters

What’s wrong with this picture — besides Shannen Doherty’s face, I mean?  She has got to be embarrassed here: to be standing beside a glamorous, airbrushed picture that makes her look far more attractive than she actually is, wearing something so unflattering that she should have added a brown paper bag to wear over her head to complete the ensemble.

Let’s take this piece by piece, shall we?  First of all, nice … cape, or whatever, Shannen.  Glad to see you’re ready for Halloween — or else still reliving your Charmed days, in which case, I think you forgot your broom, witchy poo.

Secondly, nice shirt.  What is that?  Polyester?  Spandex?  I don’t know, but it sure makes her boobs look shiny.

Point the third: uhm … is she wearing leggings?  Because it really looks like she’s wearing leggings.  And she really shouldn’t.

And finally, what the heck is up with those fugly, knock-off Uggs?  Seriously, I have Shannen’s Barbie doll from way back in the day, and I dressed her better than this.  All in all, I love the irony of her posing like a bitchy frump next to a frigging glamour shot.  Way to come up in the world, Brenda!

Oh, for frig’s sake.  I am so sick of Anne Hathaway.  I am tired of her face, her voice, her (lack of) acting abilities, and I am especially tired of the hot mess that has to reside in her closet.

Does she not realize how ridiculous she’s been looking on the red carpet?  And what the funk is this dress?  I cannot get over the color design.  Seriously?  It keeps drawing me in, hypnotizing me with how god awfully horrible it is.

Do you know what it looks like?  It looks like the design is there just to illustrate the shape of my body.  Look at it.  Look at it really, really closely.  It’s like: “Here are my boobs and then when the lines squeeze in really tiny, omg!  There’s my teeny tiny tummy!  Then when these hideously colored stripes flare out again, omg omg!  There are my wonderful hips which help give me the perfect hourglass figure!  Then, see, look how long my legs are!  Look how they taper!  This would all be great and I’d be a total hottie … except for the fact that I’m a butter face.”  Awww.